my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Found your dick twin last night
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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