Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Randomize
