Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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