no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
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then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
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I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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