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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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