Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
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He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
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Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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