Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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