guys are not supposed to queef...right?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
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I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
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Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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