Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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