if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Jerry, you need to find god
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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