It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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