Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
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I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
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drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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