what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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