Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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