Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
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She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
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those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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