Dual....:-)
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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