Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
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He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
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You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
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