You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
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he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
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I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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