I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
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We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
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You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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