Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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