What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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