He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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