I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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