she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
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