Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
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I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
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I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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