Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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