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Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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