I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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