Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
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