Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Randomize
