4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
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This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
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Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
You ruined the universe
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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