but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
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just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
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Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.