So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
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Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
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These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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