These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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