My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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