have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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