We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
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If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
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Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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