We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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