Soap is not a condiment
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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