I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
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I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
COCAINE IS GR8
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It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I came so hard my ears popped.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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