what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Randomize
