How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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