Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
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I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
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But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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