...so i touched it.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
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still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Randomize