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I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
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The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
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I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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