He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Another day, another engagement, another cat
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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