Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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