i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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