Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
It's Friday. Sex?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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