You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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