we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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