At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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