Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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