I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Randomize
